clannyphantom:

laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

hey good to hear bud

@8 hours ago with 7873 notes
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
@8 hours ago with 214774 notes

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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@8 hours ago with 35822 notes

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

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@10 hours ago with 172489 notes

because-i-have-us:

renirabbit:

yougotkronwalled:

burrayeksa:

Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

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@10 hours ago with 179376 notes

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

image

image

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@8 hours ago with 18902 notes

sonira:

calliedope:

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID

#i had no idea this was about pokemon when i first read it i just thought that this poor individual was rolling downhill on rollerskates and asking tumblr for help

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@8 hours ago with 198855 notes

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

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@8 hours ago with 27848 notes

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

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@10 hours ago with 77256 notes
sylvehun:

to the window

sylvehun:

to the window

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