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lameborghini:

onestrangekid:

lameborghini:

are there any text post ideas left or are we just recycling the same ideas over and over again

I don’t have a witty reply to your text post because all of them have already been used

i can’t think of a sarcastic remark that hasn’t been said before

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onestrangekid:

‘Murrica

onestrangekid:

‘Murrica

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fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

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outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:


Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

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hamlet:to be or not to be
hamlet:bitch i might be
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